I'm going to start by saying real quick. Get off your fucking phone before entering a god damn store, don't expect me to ignore you because you're shooting the shit with your great aunts stepsisters mother gay partner. When you walk into a store, its my job to greet you and tell you about sales. I'm paid to do this, don't give me that look of "excuse me, I’m on the phone". you're only going to make me want to talk to you more by doing this. If this call is so important where it can by no means be interrupted. you should not be in public (where dick heads like me can start antagonizing you)
Such instances call for me talking much louder, using the excuse "I'm deaf in one ear". This pisses people off, I’ve seen it. I'm pretty sure one man had a stroke when i asked him how he was doing while talking about his new car to whoever it was. I smiled as i noticed him ignoring me... this is when you walk over to him and speak up so he hears you, make it clear you don't like him and watch the dick bag leave!
We also have those super cool people who can't wait or have no idea how to call people back after they are done cashing out, instead they're standing in front of you fighting with their hubby or kids on the phone placing you in an awkward situation. This is where i stop doing what i was doing to listen, so when the motor mouth gets off the phone i can finally say. "I mean I’m not eaves dropping but it sounds like you got yourself a situation." See how easy it is to reverse the awkward TeePee.
Cell phone drivers.
I heard in the news a couple weeks ago a mother killed her daughter because she was Texting... she drove head on into another car I’m sure you heard about this. I am reading this thinking, "Jesus it’s about time something like this happened!" To hell with her, I’m not sorry for her ignorance. Sometimes stupidity can’t be cured, but I’m sure glad that sometimes fate knows when to Tea Bag people with their own retardation. Like "You've killed your daughter because you were texting someone and DRIVING." (who would have thought) This woman should have all of her fingers *and toes* cut off so she can't even pick up her phone... only to have them cremated with her daughter and placed in an little jar next to the cell phone. That'll learn you!
I deal with lots of people, and 98% of the time these Phone cunts... are WOMEN... that’s right WOMEN!... that reminds me 85%of the female population is gone retarded, they picked up a great skill... using their hand due to excessive texting on their cell phones. Unfortunately everything they learned in school is gone. You know it’s bad when you have a group of those cool girls with the funny colored hair pieces saying out loud to one another. "O.M.G, W.T.F is this, Srsly... SRSLY....LMAO!" (coming from a woman)
People are forgetting how to speak English, this also goes for wiggers, they’re just as bad.. Pull up your pants, drop the stolen bike, put away your boost FONE and pick up a fucking English book.
If any of this blog seems like a familiar situation you have had... but were the one on the cell phone...
I will find you.... You can't hide i can hear you talking to your great aunts stepsisters mother gay partner.
Such instances call for me talking much louder, using the excuse "I'm deaf in one ear". This pisses people off, I’ve seen it. I'm pretty sure one man had a stroke when i asked him how he was doing while talking about his new car to whoever it was. I smiled as i noticed him ignoring me... this is when you walk over to him and speak up so he hears you, make it clear you don't like him and watch the dick bag leave!
We also have those super cool people who can't wait or have no idea how to call people back after they are done cashing out, instead they're standing in front of you fighting with their hubby or kids on the phone placing you in an awkward situation. This is where i stop doing what i was doing to listen, so when the motor mouth gets off the phone i can finally say. "I mean I’m not eaves dropping but it sounds like you got yourself a situation." See how easy it is to reverse the awkward TeePee.
Cell phone drivers.
I heard in the news a couple weeks ago a mother killed her daughter because she was Texting... she drove head on into another car I’m sure you heard about this. I am reading this thinking, "Jesus it’s about time something like this happened!" To hell with her, I’m not sorry for her ignorance. Sometimes stupidity can’t be cured, but I’m sure glad that sometimes fate knows when to Tea Bag people with their own retardation. Like "You've killed your daughter because you were texting someone and DRIVING." (who would have thought) This woman should have all of her fingers *and toes* cut off so she can't even pick up her phone... only to have them cremated with her daughter and placed in an little jar next to the cell phone. That'll learn you!
I deal with lots of people, and 98% of the time these Phone cunts... are WOMEN... that’s right WOMEN!... that reminds me 85%of the female population is gone retarded, they picked up a great skill... using their hand due to excessive texting on their cell phones. Unfortunately everything they learned in school is gone. You know it’s bad when you have a group of those cool girls with the funny colored hair pieces saying out loud to one another. "O.M.G, W.T.F is this, Srsly... SRSLY....LMAO!" (coming from a woman)
People are forgetting how to speak English, this also goes for wiggers, they’re just as bad.. Pull up your pants, drop the stolen bike, put away your boost FONE and pick up a fucking English book.
If any of this blog seems like a familiar situation you have had... but were the one on the cell phone...
I will find you.... You can't hide i can hear you talking to your great aunts stepsisters mother gay partner.