The world is a strange place, human beings seem to have a hard time understanding what is going on around them. Even when its explained in its sweetest sugar coated child like way. They then ask you to explain it to them as if they’re a fetus. How do you do that, plug in a pair of head phones and play Mozart until they stop moving? That’s how my mother did it, some people use coat hangers, occasionally they have them professionally mutilated. The sweet sound of a dead fetus smacking a metal tray.

I for one have never done this, nor would I ever, but as a female I believe its my body my choice. So are the things we choose to talk about, and some of us are a bit more open to what we believe is funny, or sad. I think its sad, although in we world we live in it’s almost impossible to watch the news and hear anything good, so enjoy the fruit while its there even if it’s a little sour. Open wide and let the choo choo plow its sour humorous goodness into your mouth, and you can either choose to swallow it and be happy, or spit it out and walk away.

Walking away is easy, like following road signs, you don’t keep going if it says the bridge is out… that is unless you’re like me and like living life in the strange yet fast lane. I’m a highly respectful person with respectable views. I’m smart enough to have my own blog spot, which is one of the most view parts of this web sight. Would you like to know why?

Because as mean, as stupid, as gross as I may be I make people laugh… that in itself makes being Me so much better. it’s a shame not everyone could live life and see things as they should be seen. Honestly this would make the world a much better place.


Don’t take life so seriously, and live laugh and love every fucking second of it.

Abortion… = GOOD TIMES.


Fucking loving every moment of your rage,

Massacre meg