Why the fuck can’t adults read or write correctly? People look like idiots and continue to prove me right. I love foolishness and I love when people completely make jerks of themselves but can admit it. But when people are so oblivious to this, I makes me want to smack them in the head with frozen AQUATIC ANIMALS. Like the people who work at (name removed by ipmNation.com for legal reasons) for a couple years.. (this I know because I work retail in the mall she works at) She can never get my fucking order right and her name is EASTER.. What the fuck is that?
First I’m pissed off because she fucks up my mocha latté and her fucking name is EASTER! I hope Easter burns herself horribly on a coffee pot.
That’s not even the worse of it. People no longer can make sense of the English language. I don’t get it, I don’t know what you’re trying to say to me when you misuse words I’m so used to seeing be used in proper context. You’re trying to shamefully build your own shitty little language, little do you understand its making you look like that four year old that failed his first word in the spelling Bee for spelling the word cook wrong. You abbreviate everything and you still make no sense. You know its bad when losers have to abbreviate the word TEXT by removing the letter E. If you do this… I hope you get shot at.
I wish we could still stone people, I would love to throw a few rocks at people. (even though I would have rocks thrown at me… invest in a fucking helmet if you’re smart)
The old people that have to shit themselves in public placed because they wont wear a diaper out because they’re a bunch of nasty fucking stroke victims. If god says kibby… let them fucking KIBBY. Shake it off grandpa, if Parkinson’s doesn’t do it for you the stroke will! (OK OK Norm I know you’re painting a red X on me.. But seriously admit it its true)
Here’s my solution for the people that make me want to throw rocks.
Mandatory suicide camps ! We drive around with a big sketchy white van and collect everyone and toss them in. give them sticks and tell them to beat themselves till all the candy falls out.
What sparks such insanity you ask? Shit like the name EASTER!
that’s what this whole thing is about really… fucking easter
First I’m pissed off because she fucks up my mocha latté and her fucking name is EASTER! I hope Easter burns herself horribly on a coffee pot.
That’s not even the worse of it. People no longer can make sense of the English language. I don’t get it, I don’t know what you’re trying to say to me when you misuse words I’m so used to seeing be used in proper context. You’re trying to shamefully build your own shitty little language, little do you understand its making you look like that four year old that failed his first word in the spelling Bee for spelling the word cook wrong. You abbreviate everything and you still make no sense. You know its bad when losers have to abbreviate the word TEXT by removing the letter E. If you do this… I hope you get shot at.
I wish we could still stone people, I would love to throw a few rocks at people. (even though I would have rocks thrown at me… invest in a fucking helmet if you’re smart)
The old people that have to shit themselves in public placed because they wont wear a diaper out because they’re a bunch of nasty fucking stroke victims. If god says kibby… let them fucking KIBBY. Shake it off grandpa, if Parkinson’s doesn’t do it for you the stroke will! (OK OK Norm I know you’re painting a red X on me.. But seriously admit it its true)
Here’s my solution for the people that make me want to throw rocks.
Mandatory suicide camps ! We drive around with a big sketchy white van and collect everyone and toss them in. give them sticks and tell them to beat themselves till all the candy falls out.
What sparks such insanity you ask? Shit like the name EASTER!
that’s what this whole thing is about really… fucking easter