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Jul 11, 2009

bullet proof vests and mouth guards

Earth sucks more than hell. I hate the people in it, and best of all I love how it hands you plates of shit all at once. People are cruel and empty. Even now as things seem to be getting…Read more
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Jun 20, 2009

"Easter" (name has been altered by ipmNation.com to protect the extremely stupid)

Why the fuck can’t adults read or write correctly? People look like idiots and continue to prove me right. I love foolishness and I love when people completely make jerks of themselves but can admit it. But when people are…Read more
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Mar 7, 2009

images of horror in dreams

Lately I’m beginning to feel as if the worlds about to stop, time is going to no longer be… for some reason this doesn’t frighten me. I’m ready for whatever happens, even if it’s mass famine, nuclear war, asteroid, whatever…Read more
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Feb 26, 2009

shoplifters

Tonight at work a group of stank ass metal kids stole from us today!

Roar, first of all i get the economy sucks, but the idea that these people are willing to just steal from the bands they supposedly…Read more
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Feb 19, 2009

Jerry Only

Jerry O is the first man i ever fell in love with, that could never change. (ready for a book of sappy jerry onlyness) ha ha ha ha

I cant imagine a life without him :( i thought about…Read more
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Jan 30, 2009

not always fun and games

I’m going to start this blog with a question… Why do people walk children on leashes, also I don’t understand why 90% of the time I see this, it’s usually obese parents. (WHICH PISSES ME OFF).

I am so…Read more
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Jan 27, 2009

Disclaimers and THE DINGLE BERRY


The world is a strange place, human beings seem to have a hard time understanding what is going on around them. Even when its explained in its sweetest sugar coated child like way. They then ask you to explain…Read more
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Jan 10, 2009

Ankle Man and his backpack

I have a lot in common with my friends, one thing we have all come to agree with is… people are fucking hilarious when they fall, people are even more funny when they get hurt and make funny noises. But…Read more
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Jan 6, 2009

Holy hot butter and an angry anus batman! (genuine emotion edition)

People are just fucking stupid, and if they aren’t stupid they’re mean… I think this blog is pretty obvious. I’m going to complain about the people with “important jobs“, the people who have these jobs where they make tons of…Read more
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Nov 22, 2008

Public MotorMouths!

I'm going to start by saying real quick. Get off your fucking phone before entering a god damn store, don't expect me to ignore you because you're shooting the shit with your great aunts stepsisters mother gay partner. When you…Read more
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