JOIN THE SYNTHETIC KILLING UNIT STREET TEAM!
This could be the most important message that you will ever read! Synthetic Killing Unit needs your help with a matter of life and death. If you’ve listened to the music of SKU and found what you heard to be favorable, it means that our sonic scanner was able to successfully access your brain and determine that you might be suitable candidate for a very important mission. The music of Synthetic Killing Unit is far more than a series of songs; it is actually a recruiting mechanism. Let’s cut to the chase: SKU wants YOU! Our world is in danger. Forget about global warming, terrorism, or nuclear proliferation. We’re facing a danger far more insidious and immediate. Join us and fight the synthetic beings, known to the uninformed masses simply as “robots,” which threaten our existence. It’s the secret war being fought right here on earth, so perilous that the government, and even the media, don’t want you to know about it. But now that we’ve successfully contacted you and you know the truth, you might find yourself compelled to join us. Doing so might take as little as an hour a week of your time, but if you’re truly motivated and have some ambition, you can truly make a difference. Your family and friends will think that you’ve joined a “street team” for “some band.” Little do they know the importance of the cause you’ve chosen to join.
Join the SKU Team … and help save us all.
Attention SKU Fans! Now is your chance to join the revolution! If you like what you've heard on MySpace.com then we encourage you to join our crew!
SKU is now assembling a Street Team to help spread the word about the debut record.
There are many benefits of signing up for the SKU Team!
See below for more details...
All SKU Street Team Entrants Will Receive:
-Personalized SKU lanyard which grants free, all access admission to SKU concerts
-Autographed copy of the new CD 'Negative on the Inside' (Before public release)
-SKU Sticker (Limited supply)
SKU Team Tasks Include:
-Appearing in SKU music videos
-Distributing promotional CD's (mail, and delivery)
-Hanging posters everywhere in your hometown
-Giving away stickers
-Telling your friends about the band
-Selling merchandise at concerts, and other events
-Emailing your friends to join SKU on MySpace.com
-Creating an overall buzz about SKU
-Helping to run sound, and lighting for concerts
-Helping to build stage props
-Helping with concept creation, and design
-Many more fun opportunites to be announced
*One package per person only. You may unsubscribe from the SKU Street Team at any time.
Please allow 4-6 weeks for package delivery.
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